tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28321042330999376662011-11-27T15:20:13.861-08:00Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-64740122208055740212009-10-25T08:46:00.001-07:002009-11-05T18:07:12.822-08:00In a classy bar:<br />GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single<br />FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double<br />PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-6474012220805574021?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-87987321278169496172009-10-25T08:45:00.001-07:002009-10-25T08:45:32.827-07:00Boy: Mahal kita! I love you! maski na ulan, bagyo, earthquake, baha, tsunami, muadto jud ko sa imong balay!<br /><br />Girl: Ngano man wala ka atong gabi-i?<br /><br />Boy: Kay kuan, kanang kuan, kuan.... taligsik!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-8798732127816949617?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-33136848413805159572009-10-25T08:32:00.000-07:002009-10-25T08:33:06.501-07:00<p><b><br /></b></p> Bisaya1: nindonta sa awto, siguro sa mayor na.<br />Bisaya2: dili bay sa hepe siguro na.<br />Bisaya3: tonto jud mo! kang father na, tan-awa gisulat na gani sa likod o! SAFARI!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-3313684841380515957?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-63955516915482695702009-10-25T08:21:00.001-07:002009-10-25T08:21:43.470-07:00<div>Usa ka adlaw naay bus driver nga gi pakyaw sa mga tiguwang. Sa biyahe gi kuhit siya sa tiguwang nga ga lingkod sa iyang likod ug gi tunolan ug usa ka kum-kum nga mani.Nag pasalamat ang driver kay gi gutom napud intawon ug gi kaun ang mani</div><br /><div>Pag labay sa 15 minutos gi kuhit napud siya sa tiguwang ug gitunol ang ug usa ka kum-kum nga mani.... taga 15 minutos tunolan gyud siya ug mani ug iya pung gi kaun. Tunolan napud unta siya sa tiguwang ug siya miingon,</div><br /><span>Driver:</span> nang kamo nlay kaun anang inyong mani sagdi nalang ko...<br /><span>Tiguwang:</span> di na man gud mi ka usap kay wa na mi ngipon<br /><span>Driver:</span> unya nganong namalit man mo ana?<br /><span>Tiguwang:</span> Ay sus hinatag man na sa akong anak nga M&amp;Ms, ang chocolate ray amo makaon .... [ Nakaluwa sa windshield ang driver ]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-6395551691548269570?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-42922438850752564512009-10-25T08:11:00.000-07:002009-10-25T08:12:23.836-07:00* Usaka bisaya miadto sa Manila-<br /><br />BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.<br /><br />TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?<br /><br />BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-4292243885075256451?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-34520341472269013282009-10-25T08:10:00.001-07:002009-10-25T08:10:53.565-07:00* TEACHER: give me a tag question.<br /><br />PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?<br /><br />TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.<br /><br />PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-3452034147226901328?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-20196372532955332362009-10-25T07:46:00.000-07:002009-10-25T07:47:04.052-07:00<span class="fullpost"><br /><br />Gorio: Tagnaa unsay labing nindot nakong batasan, nagsugod sa A.<br />Juan: Aprutsabol?<br />Gorio: Wrong!<br />Juan: Abilabol?<br />Gorio: Wrong gihapon!<br />Juan: Unsa man diay?<br />Gorio: Anist!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-2019637253295533236?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-77778515903314844252009-10-25T07:44:00.000-07:002009-10-25T07:45:05.770-07:00<span class="fullpost"> Si Pedro naulhig sulod sa klase.<br />Titser: Pedro ulhi na pod ka..<br />Pedro: Ulhi man god ang akong relo Ma’am.<br />Titser: Problema ba na? i-adbans god.<br />Pedro: Sige Ma’am.<br /><br />Taudtaod...<br />Titser: O, Pedro asa man ka?<br />Pedro: Ting-uli na Ma’am!<br />Dyok, dyok, dyok</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-7777851590331484425?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-80159920640668486142009-10-25T07:43:00.001-07:002009-10-25T07:43:32.970-07:00<span class="fullpost"><br /><br />Anak: Tay, hain akong grief?<br />Tatay: Kaw bataa ka, dili ka gihapon kabalo. Brief lagi dili grief.<br />Anak: Aw, hain man Tay?<br />Tatay: Tua sa kwarto. Gi-hammer!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-8015992064066848614?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-74618709982896868842009-10-25T07:41:00.001-07:002009-10-25T07:41:42.352-07:00<span class="fullpost"><b>Si Miss Tapya mihatag og assignment sa iyang klase sa Englishsa miaging Biyernes</b>. Pagka-Lunes...<br /><br />Miss Tapya: Class, nag-andam ba mo sa inyong assignment? You were supposed to write a 200-word essay about any subject. Now I want you to read your essay in front of the class. Let’s start with you… (si Braulio maoy unang gitawag)<br /><br />Braulio: My Miming Bow! I have a pet. It is a cat. My cat’s name is Miming. And Miming’s lost. Ming!…Ming!…Ming!… (178 times).</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-7461870998289686884?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-88426949705815865672009-10-25T07:38:00.000-07:002009-10-25T07:39:10.152-07:00<span class="fullpost"><br />Usa ka gabii niana, namisita si Poldo ni Bada. Medyo naglain ang tiyan ni Poldo tungod sa iyang gipanihapon nga kamote. Unya samtang nagdaguok ang tiyan ni Poldo…<br /><br />Poldo: Badz, kanus-a man tawon nimo dawaton ang akong gugma? (Ug sa hilom mipabuhagay siya sa iyang hilom nga utot).<br />Bada: (Naguba ang nawong tungod sa kabaho ug misinghag sa iyang iro) Blackie pahawa!<br />Poldo: (Mapasalamaton kay nasalbar sa iro…mipadayon) Badz, abi nimo di na ko makatulog og tarong. Ikaw lang pirme ang naa sa akong hunahuna. (Ug wa na pod niya mapugngi, sa hilom mipagawas siya og hinay-hinay sa iyang utot.)<br />Bada: (Misiga ang mata nga nagtan-aw sa iro ug misinghag na usab) Kabaho! Blackie pahawa ra god!<br />Poldo: (Pwerte gyod tawong pasalamat sa hilom.) Badz, gihigugma ko lagi ikaw (midaguok na sab iyang tiyan busa mainampingon siyang mipabulhot na usab sa utot nga hilom).<br />Bada: (Wa na gyod makaagwanta, mibarog ug gipatiran ang iro nga si Blackie nga naghigda sa ilawom sa bangko.) Blackie pahawa lagi diha! Basin ma-igitan unya ka!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-8842694970581586567?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-60173980317462924822009-10-25T07:29:00.000-07:002009-10-25T07:31:26.076-07:00<span class="fullpost"> Tindero: Uy, dia tay gold nga relo, palit na mo! Kon moputi ni, white gold! Kon mourong, stopwatch!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-6017398031746292482?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-74679820434437681332009-10-25T07:24:00.000-07:002009-10-25T07:27:34.487-07:00<span class="fullpost"><br />Anak: Tay, akong mga klasmet nasero sa test ganiha?<br />Tatay: Unya ikaw anak?<br />Anak: Aw, palupig ba god ko. Sero pod!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-7467982043443768133?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-69150275209519839552009-10-25T07:22:00.000-07:002009-10-25T07:23:11.105-07:00<span class="fullpost">Mare 1: Grabe na jud ko ka kalimtanon oi, misaka gani ko ug hagdan, mo-hunong ko kay malimot ko kung paingon bako taas o sa ubos.<br />Mare 2: Ako? Simbako lang...(with matching knock 3 times on wood), dili jud ko limtanon. Excuse me sa ha kai murag naay nanuktok!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-6915027520951983955?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2832104233099937666.post-69766997969737918742009-10-25T03:21:00.001-07:002010-01-23T01:55:58.893-08:00T<span style="font-size:12pt;"><b>he FUN Page</b></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style=";font-family:Lucida Handwriting,Cursive;font-size:12pt;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><a href="http://todonakasadona.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span></a><br />Last na ni. THe fun page. This is where we will send our jokes. jokes is always part of Cebu Navs diba? so anything na medyo funny send it to:<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"> I will also find some funny games or if you stumble one sent it to me.<br /><a href="http://todonakasadona.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;"></span></span></a></span><br />I hope all of us can make this web page a place to fellowship, Interact and encourage in our walk with GOd.<br /><br />To GOD be the GLORY!!!<br /><br /><br /><hr id="stopSpelling"><style>.ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mkp {border:1px solid #d8d8d8;font-family:Arial;padding:0px 14px;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mkp hr {border:1px solid #d8d8d8;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mkp #ecxhd {color:#628c2a;font-size:85%;font-weight:bold;line-height:122%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mkp #ecxads {margin-bottom:10px;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mkp .ecxad {padding:0 0;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mkp .ecxad a {color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;} </style> <style> .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor #ecxygrp-lc {font-family:Arial;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor #ecxygrp-lc #ecxhd {font-weight:bold;font-size:78%;line-height:122%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor #ecxygrp-lc .ecxad {margin-bottom:10px;padding:0 0;} </style> <style> .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mlmsg {font-size:13px;font-family:arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mlmsg table {font-size:inherit;font:100%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mlmsg select, .ExternalClass input, .ExternalClass textarea {font:99% arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mlmsg pre, .ExternalClass code {font:115% monospace;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mlmsg ecx* {line-height:1.22em;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-text {font-family:Georgia;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-text p {;} .ExternalClass dd.ecxlast p a {font-family:Verdana;font-weight:bold;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-vitnav {padding-top:10px;font-family:Verdana;font-size:77%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-vitnav a {padding:0 1px;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mlmsg #ecxlogo {padding-bottom:10px;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-reco {margin-bottom:20px;padding:0px;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-reco #ecxreco-head {font-weight:bold;color:#ff7900;} .ExternalClass #ecxreco-category {font-size:77%;} .ExternalClass #ecxreco-desc {font-size:77%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-vital a {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-vital a:hover {text-decoration:underline;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor #ecxov ul {padding:0 0 0 8px;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor #ecxov li {list-style-type:square;padding:6px 0;font-size:77%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor #ecxov li a {text-decoration:none;font-size:130%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor #ecxnc {background-color:#eee;margin-bottom:20px;padding:0 8px;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor .ecxad {padding:8px 0;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor .ecxad #ecxhd1 {font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold;color:#628c2a;font-size:100%;line-height:122%;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor .ecxad a {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor .ecxad a:hover {text-decoration:underline;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-sponsor .ecxad p {font-weight:normal;color:#000000;} .ExternalClass ecxo {font-size:0;} .ExternalClass .ecxMsoNormal {;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-text tt {font-size:120%;} .ExternalClass blockquote {;} .ExternalClass .ecxreplbq {;} .ExternalClass dd.ecxlast p span {margin-right:10px;font-family:Verdana;font-weight:bold;} .ExternalClass dd.ecxlast p span.ecxyshortcuts {margin-right:0;} .ExternalClass div.ecxphoto-title a, .ExternalClass div.ecxphoto-title a:active, .ExternalClass div.ecxphoto-title a:hover, .ExternalClass div.ecxphoto-title a:visited {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass div.ecxfile-title a, .ExternalClass div.ecxfile-title a:active, .ExternalClass div.ecxfile-title a:hover, .ExternalClass div.ecxfile-title a:visited {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-msg ecxp#attach-count {clear:both;padding:15px 0 3px 0;overflow:hidden;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-msg ecxp#attach-count span {color:#1E66AE;font-weight:bold;} .ExternalClass ecxdiv#ygrp-mlmsg #ecxygrp-msg p a span.ecxyshortcuts {font-family:Verdana;font-size:10px;font-weight:normal;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-msg p a {font-family:Verdana;} .ExternalClass #ecxygrp-mlmsg a {color:#1E66AE;} .ExternalClass div.ecxattach-table div div a {text-decoration:none;} .ExternalClass div.ecxattach-table {width:400px;} </style> <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2832104233099937666-6976699796973791874?l=cebunavsfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ronniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10757246156106886740noreply@blogger.com0